Text 5 Jan 911 notes

hamfarto:

what if jellyfish had little hands at the end of each of their little stingers

so they could GRAB YA

Photo 10 May 25,879 notes iloveyouandilikeyou:

jericapng:

orbitingasupernova:

theadventuresofcargline:


 #that is the single most terrifying thing i have ever saw in my entire life#and yet i cannot take my eyes from it #and the more you stare the more it looks like he’s moving #the more you feel the stare entering your thoughts and getting all your passwords #every RC-17 fanfic you’ve ever read everytime you looked too long at your teacher’s butt #everything is accessible by jeremy now #the more you stare the more he enters your mind #for he does not fuck around jeremy doesn’t #and the more you stare the more you’ll realize he looks like a goddamn ken doll #this has been definitely a frightening experience

 #RENNER KNOWS YOUR SOUL #YOUR SECRETS ARE HIS#jeremy renner #what did you do 

#this is one of the most traumatizing experiences of my life

#every RC-17 fanfic you’ve ever read everytime you looked too long at your teacher’s butt 

#every RC-17 fanfic you’ve ever read everytime you looked too long at your teacher’s butt
Photo 4 May 19 notes 4ensicsnerdd:

Bizarro!!

TODAY I…
- Saw the Avengers at midnight.
- Met the most annoying drunk ever.
- Finished an essay, edited another, and began one more.
- Rode this beaut (NOT of my own volition, I still insist)
        - Did NOT piss myself while riding said ride.
Of these things I am very proud. Now to polish of finals, Hulk-style. Smashing. Oh, puns.

4ensicsnerdd:

Bizarro!!

TODAY I…

- Saw the Avengers at midnight.

- Met the most annoying drunk ever.

- Finished an essay, edited another, and began one more.

- Rode this beaut (NOT of my own volition, I still insist)

        - Did NOT piss myself while riding said ride.

Of these things I am very proud. Now to polish of finals, Hulk-style. Smashing. Oh, puns.

Text 21 Feb 4 notes I don’t blame my brain, but I do blame my penis.

“Adulthood brings its only peculiar rejection,”

- “My Unfortunate Erection”, The 25th Annual Putnam Country Spelling Bee


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