what if jellyfish had little hands at the end of each of their little stingers
so they could GRAB YA
#this is one of the most traumatizing experiences of my life
#every RC-17 fanfic you’ve ever read everytime you looked too long at your teacher’s butt
#every RC-17 fanfic you’ve ever read everytime you looked too long at your teacher’s butt
(Source: nightinghale)
Bizarro!!
TODAY I…
- Saw the Avengers at midnight.
- Met the most annoying drunk ever.
- Finished an essay, edited another, and began one more.
- Rode this beaut (NOT of my own volition, I still insist)
- Did NOT piss myself while riding said ride.
Of these things I am very proud. Now to polish of finals, Hulk-style. Smashing. Oh, puns.
“Adulthood brings its only peculiar rejection,”
- “My Unfortunate Erection”, The 25th Annual Putnam Country Spelling Bee