sorry I just don’t think we’re ready for that level of commitment yet
so that book, Satan, You Can’t Have My Marriage
is evidently part of a series
good to know
lbr I don’t think Satan wants your snotnosed kids, lady.
Satan, seriously, you’re moving way too fast. We’ve just been on two dates. Don’t you think this is a little creepy?
RDJ is 5’ 8½”
Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time
Chris (6’ 0½”)
…
problem solved
screaming
Wow, this says rather a lot about height expectations for male leads in films.
But also GOSH THOSE SHOES LOOK FUNNY.
the funny thing is that while reading fic tony’s always rdj size… just because it doesn’t work otherwise in my head.
(Source: spelledjustlikeescape)
#this is one of the most traumatizing experiences of my life
#every RC-17 fanfic you’ve ever read everytime you looked too long at your teacher’s butt
#every RC-17 fanfic you’ve ever read everytime you looked too long at your teacher’s butt
(Source: nightinghale)
“If you don’t reblog, you only have one heart.”
Come on guys! It takes mere seconds that won’t even be taken away, you have a time machine.
“That guy with the nose? He’s died five times this week.”
(Source: michaelskanks)
I told Elena I was gonna have a me party. This was it.
I can’t stop laughing. holy shit, this took me so long to post because i have to try and not laugh out loud and breathe. omg, too cute. i miss your face. i have to watch this again. my god.
This blows my mind. Two of my favorite people coming together. I can’t get over it!






