if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
what if you rolled their body in salt first
easy there, satan
margarita of pain
i’ve had this fantasy SO MANY TIMES
A good example of a rape joke that’s funny, in my opinion. Because the victim isn’t the butt of the joke, the ridiculous idea that our society makes it dangerous just to have a vagina is the butt of the joke.
emphasis mine because it’s WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING ARUGHESIF
but fucking Wanda Sykes. What an awesome lady.
Shouts out to Wanda Sykes for making a funny rape joke, you dreamed the impossible dream and made it happen.
I did stunt training. So I did, you know, wall climbs and vaults and jumps and I had archery. Yeah, it was rough, but it was fun.
[TW: intimate partner violence]
I needed this on my dash again.
I don’t care if it’s Fox News, this is win.
Let’s just all remember this.
Andy Levy has my respect. I don’t know anything else about him, he could be the biggest douche ever - but this? This is good.
I love this man. I don’t care if he is the biggest jackass on the face of the earth. I just love this man.