Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem
loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr”
odin sed “NO LOKI…”“
loki cryed nd fell in2 space
he was gon.
odin whispered in2 space
“i ment to sey i wud luv u TH0R-evr…”
(dat ment odin is a jerk)
~**~*REBLOAG IF U CRY EVRY TIME**~*~~
I noticed something cute! In the first scene wherein everyone is gathered around the “Srs Bsnss Table” on the helicarrier (or the Big Gay Cruise, as dubbed by Joss) when Phil and Tony enter, Tony is offering to fly Phil out to Portland to see his cellist love! TONY DID A GOOD THING, I WAS PLEASED.
Go The Fuck To Sleep: AVENGERS VERSION.
Thor, put your hammer down.
No more pop-tarts for a week.
Your father is sleeping, so why aren’t you?
Just go the fuck to sleep.
It’s time for Tony to go to bed.
JARVIS won’t make a peep.
You can…
(Source: flatbear)
#this is one of the most traumatizing experiences of my life
#every RC-17 fanfic you’ve ever read everytime you looked too long at your teacher’s butt
#every RC-17 fanfic you’ve ever read everytime you looked too long at your teacher’s butt
(Source: nightinghale)
INT: Now there’s a rumour going round, that you are the Hollywood man of intensity.
SCARLETT: Nah, he’s really a big softie.
JEREMY: It just happens to be my resting face.
INT: Show me your resting face.
JEREMY: [Does his resting face]
SCARLETT: See, look, it’s terrifying.
JEREMY: That’s my resting face! That’s just me, thinking “hey, you have a nice shirt”.
SCARLETT: He’ll be in the hair and make-up trailer resting his face, and I’d be like “are you alright?”
JEREMY: [laughing]


