sorry I just don’t think we’re ready for that level of commitment yet
so that book, Satan, You Can’t Have My Marriage
is evidently part of a series
good to know
lbr I don’t think Satan wants your snotnosed kids, lady.
Satan, seriously, you’re moving way too fast. We’ve just been on two dates. Don’t you think this is a little creepy?
RDJ is 5’ 8½”
Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time
Chris (6’ 0½”)
Wow, this says rather a lot about height expectations for male leads in films.
But also GOSH THOSE SHOES LOOK FUNNY.
the funny thing is that while reading fic tony’s always rdj size… just because it doesn’t work otherwise in my head.
#that is the single most terrifying thing i have ever saw in my entire life#and yet i cannot take my eyes from it #and the more you stare the more it looks like he’s moving #the more you feel the stare entering your thoughts and getting all your passwords #every RC-17 fanfic you’ve ever read everytime you looked too long at your teacher’s butt #everything is accessible by jeremy now #the more you stare the more he enters your mind #for he does not fuck around jeremy doesn’t #and the more you stare the more you’ll realize he looks like a goddamn ken doll #this has been definitely a frightening experience
#this is one of the most traumatizing experiences of my life
“If you don’t reblog, you only have one heart.”
Come on guys! It takes mere seconds that won’t even be taken away, you have a time machine.
“That guy with the nose? He’s died five times this week.”
I told Elena I was gonna have a me party. This was it.
I can’t stop laughing. holy shit, this took me so long to post because i have to try and not laugh out loud and breathe. omg, too cute. i miss your face. i have to watch this again. my god.
This blows my mind. Two of my favorite people coming together. I can’t get over it!